About Me

my name is shana, it rhymes with banana.... i have an obsession with ALL makeup hence, the three drawers chock full of goodness and the resulting brain damage from a brutal take down by my irish, catholic babysitter at the tender age of 5. needless to say, revlon's "love that red" lipstick, mascara and coty "powder pink" nail polish do not add to the luster of an old fashioned hardwood floor. subsequently, i wear such glitter and gold two days out of the week.

i acquired a fluffy' feel good' art and psychology degree which led to many jobs, like turning bank robbers into the fbi and selling drugs for great pay. i pretty much underachieved in all of my professions - including my current position of parenting.

my life-long goal is to be a private investigator and/+/-/or FBI agent. because? i like to shoot guns.... dirty harriet style. until then, i'll revisit "hannibal" and dissect my drive-way murder scenes comprised of burger king sweet and sour packets spattered upon oxidized metallic paint and '76 chevy nova oil skids.

the title of my site is gorillabuns. this namesake is due to my chillin's propensity for hairiness and their abnormally primal behavior.

i have an obsession with cheap watermelon vodka and diet red bull and think i am the all-time, kick-ass, crappy karaoke performer. i own such a machine and will sing to my husband in order to have make-up sex and mortify my guests with my lounge-like behavior. beware.....

i'm the ice-breaker of many a friendship, STRONGLY dislike people who drive with cell phones glued to their ears, patrons who don't push their empty shopping carts to the end of the shopping cart line, close talkers, and freaks who stand in my personal space. don't get me started on people who hug me when i'm not cocked and fully loaded.

otherwise, i'm sure, you'd love me. like, really, REALLY love me.