I was asked to write a post/commentary on parents volunteering without being Helicopter Parents in Middle School.
You know how hard it is for me to write for a particular subject? I am a total stream-of-conscious writer and rarely if EVER! re-read or edit my grammar or punctuation for the world to see.
After four tries to come up with something that didn't sound like a total asshole as Rich proclaimed, I submitted a Wonder White Bread submission. But wait! I needed to submit a bio with a picture attached. My middle-schooler will not be embarrassed in the least!
Bio picture submitted:
This may be our witness protection pic....
I still haven't heard anything about this submittal (I would post here this beautiful piece of introspection but, alas, I am the Master of losing what I type without ever saving the ramblings) or what I need to change, redact or white-wash so, I decided to submit this Bio to see if anyone is really paying attention to me:
My name is Shana, it rhymes with banana....
I am a Wife, Mother, Writer, Calligrapher, Artist, Co-business owner with my husband and a Jack-of-ALL trades but, a master of none.
I volunteer even though my laundry is not even close to ever being complete and let us not even discuss my kid’s scrapbooks and baby books of which only have their first three months completed. Kinda Sorta.
I am passionate about our children’s future in education and well, World Peace and how and such. and therefore. I am. Sam I am!
p.s. are you even reading this crap?
I am totally killing Middle School and such.and the like.