hi, i'm moira. i'm in need of a spittoon, a kleenex and a miracle remedy for the eczema on my scalp. my mother slathers my body daily with a compound of cold tar, cortisone cream and petroleum jelly but you can't put this shit in my hair. my skin now feels like what a baby's butt should though my scalp is still one messed up playground and as you can see cetaphil lotion is simply not working.
i've been greased up like a pig with olive oil/crisco (yes, a pediatrician recommended this) and we've used every pharmaceutical cream for eczema on the market and i laugh at their paltry results. and if you ask me about the all natural arbonne baby line, i might have to come kick your ass.
can you help a sister out by helping my mother cure this business on my head so, she can stop laying awake at night, worrying this condition will destroy my future aspirations as a jazz singer and perfume designer?
peace, love and snot bubbles!