you know you need to get a life when...

you scream at the top of your lungs while flipping off the T.V. Subsequently, waking up your children from their peaceful slumber due to your lusty bag of eye-candy being kicked off a stupid reality T.V. show. Worse yet? When you cry, yes, actual tears when the whiny ass, ho-bag you hate and despise wins HOH. Sadly, you then realize, you have no life when you and your husband sit and talk about how depressed you two are about the outcome of a 'reality T.V. show' for say, an hour? Then vow to show "them" by not watching the show anymore because your mad as hell and you can't take it anymore!

Maybe, just maybe, one should attack their lagging housework now since they'd rather clean filthy toilets than watch or listen to a show you have devoted more than 3 hours a day to and  in all honesty, revisit your own piece of reality. Sucky as it may be.

Umm...reality? may I please have my check?

Comments

[Katrina]

Hey.. this could have been my house! I miss him already.

[Neil]

You don't go on the streaming Big Brother online, do you?

[Courtney in FL]

I had the same re-action when Jeff left and then Natalie won HOH.

[Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy]

When Adam Lambert didn't when American Idol, I nearly cried. (am loser.) Also, my husband and I discuss tv and make vows not to watch shows to show "them" all of the time. We always end up watching again.

[Melissa S.]

Sister, I'm with you!! I can't stand Natalie (someone tie her down and cut that ratty ass hair...and give her a bath while you are at it!) I only hope the new Pandora's box thingie brings back some excitement...
Wow, how pathetic am I....
Great blog - sending hugs and prayers as always!

[Kristel]

You know the only way I could tell that you weren't referring to me? The husband and children. Everything else is the same. lol. Seriously... find out where that jury house is, yo. Do you want a namesake or not?!?

[noelle]

Way back in the day, my husband and I actually hooted, danced and cheered when Jerri got voted off season 2 of Survivor. Sad.

[Lindz]

Should I be sad that my lover and I almost orgasmed simultaneously when the UO Ducks lost to BSU this evening and then to add insult to injury, their running back punched the opponent in the face once the game had concluded? I can't help it, I love college football and my rivalry against the UO ducks is strong - I'm a beaver. Similar? I lost my addiction to Big Bro when I moved in with Nick...

[Amy Cargen]

First time for me reading your blog and I am hooked... I am a HUGE Big Brother addict!!
Some one give me 5 minutes baby 5 minutes with Natalie.......

[J from Ireland]

Hahaha. The final of the Big Bro UK is tonight, I am so excited. I am going to an end of big brother party with all women to get drunk and shout at the telly!! I think that makes me sadder than you!!

[Ashley]

I'm right there with u!! HATE NATALIE!!!!!!! If she wins, I'm not watching anymore... until next year of course!!

[Sarah B.]

Have no idea about what show you are talking about, just wanted to extend my condolences for it is obviously bothering you. And since it does, I vow to hate the ho-bag as well! Hugs!

[Shannon Kieta]

Shana...
So funny, but don't get offended, I don't watch Bif Brother. NOT that I don't like it, I am not allowed to watch it!!! That is usually the time My son's favorite show "Wipeout" is on or my hubby has some Hunting channel shit on! I love Reality TV. I am Reality TV JUNKIE!!!! I would love to create a room in my house for ME just for a TV, couch, and me and my reality TV. I love the Bachelor, Bachelorette, My Antonio, Real Housewives of OC, Tori and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood, you get my drift, all the trashy shit. It's all about the Ho's. This is a good life right? Hey, we can make believe. Not that we want to be hoe's. It's just the idea of it all. Fantasy land taking us away from our problems for awhile...nothing wrong with that. Amen sista! hahahahahaha!

[Vicky]

I feel your reality show pain. I knew it was coming last night with Jeff but it so hurt anyway. Gawd I hope Natalie doesn't win.

[a]

I never could get in to Big Brother. However, the first step in fixing your problem is admitting that you have a problem. :)

[emily]

I did THE.EXACT.SAME.THING. boo :(

[DavesAnngel]

While I am not a Big Brother fan, I am a total Survivor junkie. Do not mess with my Survivor time! I have cried and yelled and hollered while watching that show. My husband thinks I'm just a wee bit obsessed. I told him that he who has a football addiction has no room to talk!

[sizzle]

I think I am glad I have no idea what show you are talking about. :-)

[G]

I woke up this morning hoping it wasn't true. My sad panda status on FB has similiar comments of sadness. If loving reality TV is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Also, they have to throw in a twist, can't have even number. In the jury house...

[Linda S]

Hello
My name is Linda and I'm a Big Brother addict.
I need help

There ... I admitted that I have a problem. Only this season Big Brother is taking my last nerve and walking all over it. How could ANYONE in their ever loving right mind send Jeff home and break up the showmance?? How in the world can these people not figure out that Natalie is a J.O.K.E!?? I pray to the reality TV Gods that she does not win this years Big Brother. You know she is going to put up Jordan and Michelle. I would love to see Jordan win POV, take herself off the block, and then be able to send Kevin packing. Jordan would win the final HOH and send Natalie packing. We all know Jordan would beat out Michelle in the final two then Jeff & Jordan could live happily ever after ... right??

See I told you I need help!!!

[Trish- Leesburg, VA]

I cannot stand Natalie! Sad that Jeff went to the jury house and mad as hell that Natalie won HOH. DH and I turned off the show as she made her "vindication for Chim speech. Uggh! As if Chima needs vindication- she got kicked off for bad behavior of her own doing, no one else is to blame. She acted like the rules did not apply to her and was sent packing by the producers. I cannot watch if NAtalie is going to spend her HOH term talking about Chima. double grr! :(

[Kristie]

I don't watch that show, but many years ago I lay in bed, unable to sleep, genuinely worried about the characters on "30something" and how their lives were falling apart. I discussed it with Blaine, and felt actual angst about it. So not sure which is worse ... you being that angry with a reality show, or me actually CARING about actors and their pretend characters as if they were real. :)

[Mama Bub]

I was genuinely upset when Natalie won last night. And how did I miss the fact that she told everyone she was 18. Who would believe that?? I secretly hope Jordan goes home so she and Jeff can be reunited in the jury house.

[Heidi]

I am right there with you. As I told my bf last night, "I hope they know their ratings are going into the toilet now cause NO ONE can stand that stupid hypocritical bitch". He asked how I knew no one could stand her and I just replied, "Oh, I just know. Trust me, everyone hates her." He then flipped to Big Brother After Dark and after 1 minute said, "Oh, you are right. She is the most annoying contestant every". He couldn't even stand listening to her long enough to see if Michelle or Jordan was going to walk around in a bikini.

I going to start a letter writing campaign to get Jeff his own show....you know he could cook with his shirt off, clean with his shirt off, float in the pool with his shirt off.....I'd watch.

Oh, and WTF was up with both Jordan & Michelle missing that last question on the HOH??? Really??? Oh, and I hate the stupid tie breaker questions.

**sigh** Our poor Jeff is now stuck with all those douches in the jury house. :(

God, I need help.

[Jenn]

Ok, so glad to know that I am not alone in not having a life! Soo funny! I was sooo bummed last night. I was a ball of nerves waiting to see who that hypocritical bitch was going to nominate for eviction. And as soon as she said Jeff...I wanted to turn off the t.v.!! And then she wins HOH!!!! AAUUURRGGHHH!!! The show will now be a big ball of zzz's to watch. How the F cares now.

And seriously...Jeff could be on any show and I would watch it!! ;)