The results are in. We went with trashy or should I say, I went with trashy. I am pre-TrimSpa Anna Nicole Smith with her husband, J. Howard Marshall. Well, I think his name was this. Screw googling it to see if I'm correct.
And NO! I'm not drunk here. I was stone cold sober in this picture.
Quite scary indeed.
Let's take a closer look shall we? The boobs are au natural and the make-up - a major hatchet job.
Actually, I think I look more like Cruella d'Ville and Dolly Parton but whatever. I dressed up and let's just, we were quite original in our concept. ahem..
I'm not too sure if Anna's husband needed a voice box in real life but this one had one blaring all evening. Too bad you can't see the fake blood hanging on the I.V. pole that dripped all over my friend's carpet. Yea, one could say we committed a major party faux-pas. Destroying the host's carpet in 1.5 minutes upon arrival but since we are fun peoples, she let us stay anyway.
Personally, I would like to kill the person who took this picture or more likely, kill myself. Because what the hell? I'm not sure if I was posing or actually acting like a blank slate of hot messness. I guess we should consult the babysitter since she kept exclaiming, "Dude, it's 4:30 in the morning!" when we arrived home.
Me: "I know, let's not discuss the time."
"But really! It's 4:30 IN THE MORNING!"
Me: "I thought we weren't going to discuss the time."
Then I went to sleep for three hours and woke up to face the jury.
Good times, good times.
Love the outfit and that you guys had a fun night!
Posted by: Laura | October 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM
That is brilliant! I love it! And love the originality/unexpectedness of it.
Posted by: Sarah | October 29, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Awesome. Just...there are no words.
Posted by: Cat | October 29, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Fantastic Costumes!!! It's always fun to see what people come up with. Glad you had a good time.
Posted by: Sara Mc. | October 29, 2009 at 11:38 AM
absolutely love it! So much so that I had to share it with the girls at work and they loved it too!
Posted by: Trisha | October 29, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Glad to see that you let loose and fun! Your outfit was indeed cool! I loved it!
Posted by: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1160520213 | October 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM
Oh my! LOVE.IT.
Posted by: Melissa - The Sisterhood of the Shrinking Jeans | October 29, 2009 at 01:01 PM
Great costumes!
What's up with the babysitter? I never questioned the time the parents got home...of course, no one ever came home at 4:30 am either.
Posted by: a | October 29, 2009 at 01:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great costumes! Looks like a good time was had! I can't remember the last time I saw 4:30AM...
Posted by: M | October 29, 2009 at 01:31 PM
Freakin' awesome. Nuff said.
Posted by: Mon | October 29, 2009 at 01:33 PM
Great job! 4:30? That's EARLY... lol... your babysitter must lead a sheltered life. :P
Posted by: sue | October 29, 2009 at 01:40 PM
I KNEW you'd come up with the perfect couple. I love it!!
Posted by: 180|360 | October 29, 2009 at 01:44 PM
OMG. Brilliant!
Posted by: Rhi | October 29, 2009 at 01:53 PM
#1 - The costumes are RAD.
#2 - You just once again proved how much cooler you are in the party realm. I literally have to suppress an all-out panic attack if we get home later than 10:30pm when we have a babysitter. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEE? ;)
Posted by: whoorl | October 29, 2009 at 02:10 PM
Well Done!!
Posted by: missy | October 29, 2009 at 02:23 PM
FREAKIN AWESOME. This has inspired me to have a party next year! love and hugs always
Posted by: laura | October 29, 2009 at 02:25 PM
You guys ROCK! I love this! My husband and I are such lame asses when it comes to costumes. I'm going as an o-so-original witch this year. Damn the excitement just rolls off the screen, doesn't it? ;)
Posted by: DavesAnngel | October 29, 2009 at 03:08 PM
That's hilarious. Genius, even. I can't believe you stayed out till 4.30am. I have only seen that time from the other side since way too long ago.
Posted by: Kimberley | October 29, 2009 at 03:25 PM
Great costumes! Looks like you had fun!
Posted by: Debby Pucci | October 29, 2009 at 04:00 PM
see? the difference between you and me is that i would talk a lot and make plans for costumes and shit...and then i would just not dress up at all.
you're awesome.
andrea:)
p.s. have some sunshine and kitten sprinkle love today...you deserve it!
Posted by: andrea | October 29, 2009 at 04:10 PM
HA HA HA!!! That is classic.
Posted by: This New Place | October 29, 2009 at 04:30 PM
Genius!
Posted by: Noelle | October 29, 2009 at 04:53 PM
Well, I'm scared.
Posted by: flurrious | October 29, 2009 at 05:30 PM
Oh, that was PERfect. So much better than Jon and Kate would've been. Did you have Sugarpie? (Wasn't that the dog's name?)
Posted by: mrsj | October 29, 2009 at 06:24 PM
You guys looked great! I'm trying to figure out a costume for a party we're going to - I'm going to have to run that one by my husband.
Posted by: Gwen Jackson | October 29, 2009 at 07:16 PM