And now for something completely different and not-so depressing.
From the words of my husband, "are you really making fun of my daughter?"
"No baby, I just think her answer is funny."
You be the judge.
I would have given anything to see Celia's teacher's face upon reading Celia's answer about her favorite treat.
As a teacher, trust me---this is the sort of thing that keeps me going. Love it!
Posted by: Amy --- Just A Titch | November 04, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Out of the mouths of babes, so to speak. It was cute and very funny. Everybody needs a giggle now and then. I'm with Amy, love it!
Posted by: Missy | November 05, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Bwahahaha! Maggie wrote some "story" about how when she was a baby, I would leave her alone with her toys & then come back later & she would still be there all by herself...accompanied, of course, by a drawing of a baby in what looked like a dog pen. Greaaaat...
Posted by: Tina | November 05, 2009 at 12:07 AM
LOL! That is awesome. I'd keep that paper and give it to her when she turns thirty! : )
Posted by: Twenty Four At Heart | November 05, 2009 at 12:09 AM
HAAAAAAAA. That's just funny. And needs to be framed.
Posted by: Angella | November 05, 2009 at 12:16 AM
I can't stop laughing. That is hysterical.
A friend of mine in my early 20s had a much younger brother in elementary school. He had to write sentences using vocabulary words and one week one of the words was molest (to bother). Brother wrote, "My brother Bob molests me every day." HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: M | November 05, 2009 at 12:22 AM
Oh c'mon. We all know that's our favorite treat. Heh.
Posted by: Alicia @ bethsix | November 05, 2009 at 12:32 AM
My husband wants that chocolate bar every night for dessert!
Posted by: edenland | November 05, 2009 at 02:24 AM
OK, clearly it is too early in the morning for me because I had to read it twice to get the joke. How funny is that?? :)
Posted by: Kristie | November 05, 2009 at 06:46 AM
Priceless! Laminate it, put it away and give it back to her when she gets married.
Posted by: Serena Beltz | November 05, 2009 at 07:03 AM
Oh C'mon, Rich, your just sore she stole YOUR favorite treat! nahnahnahnahanah!(hahahahaha!) I needed that sooo bad! Thanks for sharing Shana!(and Rich!) Shannon
Posted by: Shannon Kieta | November 05, 2009 at 07:06 AM
PAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Maggie, dammit | November 05, 2009 at 07:27 AM
Clit bars are very nutritious and part of a balanced breakfast.
Posted by: Avitable | November 05, 2009 at 07:31 AM
Oh, at least she can, er... add?
Posted by: sassy | November 05, 2009 at 07:56 AM
Clit bars -- they're not just for breakfast anymore.
Thanks for sharing - that was awesome.
Posted by: Stacey | November 05, 2009 at 07:56 AM
SO FUNNY. Now please ask Celia where I may purchase one of these clit bars.
Posted by: Carrisa | November 05, 2009 at 08:04 AM
You know the teacher copied that and showed it to all of her friends!
She can add AND alphabetize...who needs spelling?
Posted by: a | November 05, 2009 at 08:11 AM
Answers like that are the absolute best thing about being a teacher.
Posted by: Voix | November 05, 2009 at 08:14 AM
Awesome. That'd be a big seller in Northampton (Mass), otherwise renamed Lesbianville USA by 20/20 my freshman year at Smith.
Posted by: Paige Jennifer | November 05, 2009 at 08:39 AM
Please tell me that you put this on the fridge!
Posted by: Tamara | November 05, 2009 at 08:50 AM
PRICELESS!
Posted by: laura | November 05, 2009 at 09:20 AM
I saw in my reader that the photo was called "clit001" and I was, let's just say, INTRIGUED. Ha.
Posted by: sizzle | November 05, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Definitely one for the scrapbook.
Posted by: Rhi | November 05, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Mmmmmm. Yummy yummy clit bars.
Posted by: Marci | November 05, 2009 at 10:53 AM
I was laughing so hard at this, I had to close my office door. That nearly ruptured my spleen. Too Funny!
Posted by: King Isepik | November 05, 2009 at 11:05 AM