boring

I've come to a very sad conclusion.

I am very boring.  

and

this year was total shit. well, just another color variance of shit but shit, nonetheless.

Isn't this the time of year where one is supposed to wax-poetic about one's past year? pause, reflect, reminisce, rejoice and immortalize the past?

By all standards regarding this blog and in real life, 2011 sucked big ol' green donkey dicks.  Usually I could hit the highlights with a little fever and excitement but quite honestly, there isn't much I would like to recount and retell.   

Not even with any lack-luster pictures.

I need a reinvention of mind, body and soul.

In the immortal words of Huey Lewis, "I need a new drug!"

or, "I still haven't found what I'm looking for..."

and "the party is over."

I could say, HEEHAW!!! It's 2012 bitches!!! Let's party likes our last year!!!!

but quite honestly, I don't give a shit.

Maybe I, me, we, you and your dog will be surprised by the coming year. 

Maybe it will be a better year. 

Maybe.

 

Comments

[Delenn]

I feel the same way about this past year and the coming year. Let us both hope that the next year is better than we can possibly imagine. Wishing you and yours the best.

[flurrious]

I'm trying not to reflect on 2011 because I suspect I have squandered yet another year.

I once got into an argument with a friend who insisted that the lyrics were, "I want a new truck." All I can remember about it is me screaming, "think about it, moron! Why would a TRUCK make you sick?"

[grace in chattanooga]

I hate to tell you that you're wrong, but you are. I am terminally boring. You are *not*. Trust me. Like knows like, and like knows not-like. You ain't dull, baby girl. You are just worn out, and that's different...

[M]

I am hoping for a surprise of a New year...and my dog too...if I had one...but I want to get one...does that count?
Wishing you a Happy Healthy New Year...I am staying home to ring in my New Year.

[edenland]

New years can kind of blow me. So overrated and hyped.

I just woke up from a dream where I was shooting up speed instead of heroin ... it *so* wasn't considered a relapse Shana because speed is not my drug of choice!

Fair-to-middling new year to you. X

[Sizzle]

I truly hope 2012 brings you some happiness and lightness.

I've been struggling with accepting my age lately. Like how I prefer to go to bed by 10pm, go to dance class, eat vegetables, etc rather than party or stay up late or be surrounded by people. I'm hoping I'll eventually get okay with this.

NYE is always over-hyped. We would be staying home but friends were going to a burlesque show and it sounded like fun. Hopefully it will be.

[a]

I hope 2012 is better for you...

[Ninabi]

I do hope 2012 is a better year for you.

I don't read dull blogs so therefore you cannot be boring.

Are you predicting that I'm going to get a dog this year? (please God, no. My husband's three birds provide enough flying feathers to stage the wedding night scene with Bella and that sparkly dude).