February Photo a Day Challenge: Day 15 - Phone
It seems I'm answering quite a bit of phones these days though to hear my husband tell it, I don't really work.
Day 16: Something new
Since I'm a fat fuck, scarves are my new obsession. They fit you no matter the size of your ass.
Day 17: Time
Passing time with the kids at the movie theater. Have you ever timed the amount of time wasted while waiting for the actual movie to start? Today, 23 minutes I can't get back. Absurd dudes in life jackets plastered on the screen. Three different notices to get off your damn phone and shut your pie-hole. I really should just stay home since I really don't like people much. Rude people that is...
Day 18: Drink
What is wrong with this picture? Hint:Caffeine Free.... Why drink this stuff if it doesn't have caffeine?
Day 19: Something you hate to do
I wish I had OCD. I wish I was totally jazzed about scrubbing toilets and wiping mirrors. I wish someone would come to my house and clean my baseboards and floors. Since I'm on the wishing wagon, I wish I had a million dollars and wore a size four.
All of this wishing reminds me of this diddy:
See, I can't wear scarves because my neck is too short and I'm too short to carry them off. However, I'm better off than two of my sisters, who have no necks. This was recently pointed out to me...by one of my sisters without a neck.
Also, caffeine free and diet? What's the point? Might as well have water!
Posted by: a | 19 February 2012 at 09:24 PM
Oh great. Now I'm going to be humming that damn song!
..."but not a real fur coat, that's cruel"...
I loved seeing you at BNO. Can't wait for the next one!
Posted by: Rita | 19 February 2012 at 10:27 PM
Dammit, that needs to be a TV reality show
The Wishing Wagon.
Have that bugger show up at random doorsteps just making people happy. Or maybe not. Maybe there could be a twist in the show and people could occasionally impose their wishes on others.
Posted by: Ninabi | 20 February 2012 at 02:38 PM