Oklahomans ONLY thought 50+ days of over 100 temps last year nearly killed our stupid asses. Guess what? We are now hitting ""Dust Bowl" temps. I'm pretty sure Oklahoma is close to burning up and is becoming
Africa HOT! in the next few weeks.
Nary a sign of life to be had.
Dude, I took two diuretics and two Beta-blockers today just so I could pee. Not a drip. Of any kind. That is how 'Mohave' my ass happens to be these days and believe me I'm drinking unrecognizable amounts of water my vodka-laden body knows not of....
Because, OHMYGODWEAREHOTTERTHANDEATHVALLEYANDDOESANYTHINGREALLYSURVIVEINDEATHVALLEYBUT CACTIANDSPIDERS?
So.... because I REALLY HATE TO START A SENTENCE WITH "SO!" really... we are planning a getaway before the girls start A NEW school in less than two weeks. You know we don't like to plan or like to "gasp" enroll anyone into school until next week.... because THIS would be like.the.deadline. Man, I don't really like deadlines.... Though, I have been assured this eight-day-last-minute-enrollment, won't affect the outcome. I only pray! Because I really don't want to have to home school because of MY bad choices and procrastination and they end up in a prison-like situation. with pillow cases of soap to defend themselves.... Man, I can so digress..... and what was the subject at hand?
Oh yea! As you can guess by now, we've spun the dial towards the OTHER direction from our vaca from last year. Now? We are planning to go to Chicago! Seven days in the making, bitches! Because of the American Girl MECCA status and my half-sister seems to be closer to this destination than say, Florida. or Africa. We were supposed to try to meet up here this summer.
Though, I found out this week, my newly, half-sister encarnate, is having surgery. And yes, we've toured the Dallas American Girl store waayy too many times, yet, we've still decided to still go to Chicago because I think it is STILL about 40 degrees cooler than here. Our first stop, next Wednesday in St. LOUIS BABY!!!
I've celebrated one of the best St. Patrick's Day in St. Louis while basically missing the wedding I was supposed to be attending because of their festivals. Mainly, a free-for-all, shot-fest of St. Patrick's proportions....and let me tell you, I had the best make-out session with a stranger, just outside the ARCH while finding the most perfect snow dome to complete my collection. SHHHH!!! I'm not sharing this info with Rich.... Because we were on a break..... Rich and I, that is.... and my snow dome collection IS pretty rad.
So... What should we see in St. Louis next week.... and then onto CHICAGO! minus that damn AG store.....?
Please share and help because if you do not know anything about me by now..... I will not plan, prod or reserve shit until we are "IN THE MOMENT" of finding a hotel, bar, hostel or box by the side of the Michigan/Calumet/Mississippi River until we have a place to sleep... Hopefully in a bed.
I really do not like to camp. I REALLY like toilet paper too.....