I went to dinner with a friend last night. I had a couple skinny girl margaritas and a salad. I have to say, thinking about food differently is so freaking hard. I started a little over a week ago walking, eating healthier or not eating and totally limiting the vodka and I have lost 9.5lbs. I'm wondering what I should do to reward myself when I hit the 10lbs weight loss mark. Facial? Divorce? A drink-fest?
Speaking of a drink-fest, while dining out last night a dude sat down at the table across from us in the bar. He talked the WHOLE meal on his phone. Please tell me this is a pet peeve of yours as well because I would like to cut people arms off their bodies when they do this in public.
Any who, when my friend and I looked at him awhile later, we noticed this:
Picture is kinda blurry because I was trying to take this on the sly. This my dears is a cup of boiling hot water with his silverware detoxing in it.
If you find this odd than check this out:
This chick happened to be sitting at the bar drinking and eating chips. Next glance she's over at this dude's table giving him a happy ending to his enchilada platter. She finished, smiled and walked out the door.
When I returned home from my dinner, I received this on my phone.
Dude, this world is getting stranger and stranger by the minute.
I totally hope the person who sent this picture isn't trying to tell me something. Like he/she has put a hit on me or more likely, my husband because I'm fully aware and paranoid I will be killed at any second for my obsessive use of the word "fuck" or because I don't clean my bathroom enough.
Is it a full moon soon? or am I a magnet for weird shit?