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You know, I really try to take a devil may care attitude towards this space. Usually, I don't look at stats, links or the ever present or non present comment ratio. because I am no big deal... wait a minute. I'm totally a big deal to spammers. They are blowing up my comments section with their antics.

THEN.... three times a year I look at what is really going on.....how people are brought to this site because it isn't due to content.

from links.... from stats.... from chat... from minutia...   just from today......

couple who met from russian roulette game show

(Wouldn't that be cool if you met your mate by playing Russian Roulette? Though I do wonder if the searchers meant the gaming table style or by using an actual gun.  Those who are able to withstand the anticipation of the gun game, totally deserve to be together in an highly dysfunctional relationship.)

gorillabuns medical examiner

(yea, this search doesn't make me want to hurl twenty times over...and can I say FUCK YOU if you are looking for a smoking gun here?)

grand jury summons

(umm.... yes, I FINALLY got out of this tour of duty because I don't fucking work. Something my husband tells me every day. Thankfully, the powers that be realized this as well. Now, if I could find some self-worth out of this reality, life would be grand. Because, say it with me - I don't work.)

going on after a child has died

(Go me! I'm the queen of death and dying of a child. Well, not really. I'm no fucking expert. I so wish I didn't have a clue. Because I don't.)

I really haven't had anything to say as of late.  Well, I'm never a loss for words but haven't felt like writing anything of importance here because well, what is the point? I'm quite bored with myself.

Really I think I'm losing my mind slowly but surely.

SERIOUSLY!! Because I've been listening to Katy Perry and watching this video non-stop. Doing this repeatedly surely means I've lost my mind, right?

 

 

How about a totally segue with no meaning?

Coming right up!

Did ya'll catch the Emmys the other evening? How about that "Holla!" Claire Daines? I shared how much I don't like her because, I don't.  I don't think she acts very well and let's be frank. I totally have it in for her as she stole another woman's man while she was something like seven months pregnant!  The only time I liked Claire or Jared Leto was during My So-Called Life.

 

Man, this video summed up my high school days. or early college days. Face it, we all could relate to the Claire then versus the Claire now.

Talk about feeling awkward and unsure of myself these days, I have lost 13lbs and I went and got my hair cut specifically I got bangs.

I don't know why I get bangs. Everytime I think to myself, "this is the time I'll finally get it right and maintain them for the good." In truth, I can't style them and since it is always about 90% humidity around here these days, they shrink and curl up like a bad 90's reject style.

BUT! I'm trying to change myself. For the better. Even if it's slow and steady with not a lot of overt results outwardly showing. I have to keep cheering myslef along that I might finally get it right someday.

 

Comments

[Julie]

I read your site because you are real. I have no idea how I found you though. I cut my hair AND got bangs when I was pregnant with Seth, not a good choice. I am now growing it all back out.
I'm sorry you are made to feel as if you don't work. My husband is so supportive of me staying home. Of course, he wants me to be working on my Masters while at home so when I do go back I can make the big bucks. Haha, big bucks in education? I don't want to be the superintendent.
I hope you are doing well. Kudos on the weight loss!

[Debby Pucci]

So much going on in this post. I get called to jury duty every year. You have two sweet girls you are raising and you need to be home for them. I think after what you have been through work would just be way to hard. ((HUGS)) I imagine taking care of your family each day takes all your strength. I love many of Katy Perry songs. I didn't realize Claire Danes did that:( Bad girl!! I did love My So Called Life. Your bangs look really cute.

[flurrious]

I noticed Claire Danes's "holla!" only because she said it last year when she won something for Temple Grandin. And that time, just as Claire said it, the camera happened to be on Halle Berry who managed not to burst out laughing although her face did twitch mightily. When she said it this year, I was still shaking my head sadly at her when she referred to whoever that guy is as, "my baby daddy." That girl is just all kinds of derp.

A recent search term for my blog was "half wits talk much but say little." I'm trying not to take it personally.

[candice]

Awesome video!! Sounds like you are on a roll...keep it up girl! :)

[a]

What? Expand on the Claire Danes stuff, because I was apparently sleeping during that! Also, I have no patience for award shows, but anyone who is older than, what? 25?, and saying "Holla" is just plain ridiculous.

I am not a fan of bangs, but I do appreciate the British calling them fringe. That sounds so much more flattering than bangs. But in that small slice, they appear to look good - full face shot needed, though.

[the slackmistress]

You can maintain bangs. I swear this to you. I am the laziest person on the planet when it comes to vanity, and I can maintain bangs. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

[Jill]

Bangs make me look like I'm 12. A gawky, oddly overgrown 12 year old with bills. So unless it's done as a drunken dare to "change my style and try something new!", I avoid them. Headbands are a no-no, too. Very much not good. I love your's, so don't give up on them. :) Your site validates my thinking that a little sarcastic humor and wit is necessary to function- and damnit, you're a kick ass lady and I think that if we ran into each other in a Wal Mart check out line somewhere, we'd snarkily laugh and point at the "People of Wal Mart" that we'd spot. ;)

[Sizzle]

Most change is slow if it's really true change. Congrats on losing lbs and cutting your bangs and trying! You deserve to feel better about yourself, my friend.

[Gamanda]

See, I want, nay, NEED, bangs. I have this huge forehead that I feel needs covering. my problem, I have thin hair and the bangs always part leaving me with inches of nothing. I wish I could have your bangs.
Also, why am I drawing a blank about Claire Daines stealing some woman's man while said woman was pregnant?!?!
Congrats on the weight loss.

[billie]

I miss you when you don't post anything for DAYS! I too am trying to lose weight, so keep up the good work so maybe others like me will be inspired by your success. Lordy, but it is hard!

I love your bangs. You have a beautiful face, and the bangs frame it perfectly!

[Andrea]

Well I'll join you in the looney bin, I guess, because I also have a fascination with Wide Awake. But my true shame is California Gurlz. Does it make me less lame that I only like the version that has Snoop's rap in it? Probably not.
I like your bangs. I hate Oklahoma's weather. What else?... Oh! Good job on the 13 lbs! Please tell me that you've discovered a secret magical diet that will allow me to keep sucking down cocktails in the evening and still lose weight. Please.

[Betsy]

Nice work on the 13 pounds!

[Laura]

Good job on the weight and the bangs!

[Caroline]

I have listened to Wide Awake on my entire commute (40 minutes) on repeat so many times this summer. Something about that song I just love!!!

[Gorilla Bananas]

Do you really have gorillabuns?

[KDA]

I don't like Claire Danes for the same reason. I think it was Mary Louise Parker's man. I also stopped liking Woody Allen for the same reason and don't get me started on Angelina Jolie.

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