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• I'm thinking of enrolling in a few classes to become a Private Investigator. Because I am nosey. They start next week. I have yet to enroll. Because I'm tired and lazy. You can see how long this fad will last.

 

• Halloween is tomorrow and the girls are super excited! I am not. I'm going to have to clean my house just in case the errant trick-or-treater/family member wants to use the bathroom. Maybe trick lightening is in order.

 

• Seven weeks until Christmas! Seven more weeks of procrastinating on purchasing more Monster High crap for the girls. Translation: This stage really must stop. The missing body parts are really creepy when found in your bed and shoes.

 

• Buddy the Elf should be returning after Thanksgiving. How overjoyed I'll be when I figure out where I actually put him for safe keeping.

 

• I think my oldest is going thru the first stages of puberty. Know how I can tell? Her feet smell like ass and her eyes are on permanent roller coaster mode. Never mind the training bra that came to play and never left a few months ago.  We are soo not ready for this - change.

 

• My diet and I aren't speaking to each other. I've lost 14lbs since school started in September. All from the back of my head. My paunch is still quite epic.

 

• My bangs and are finally agreeing to get along. Sadly/not-so-sadly, people/friends don't recognize me anymore.  This new looks might just work for me if I become a PI.  Unless I happen to follow a perceptive friend.

 

• I've become obsessed with Big Rich Texas. Mainly because I'm from Texas and well, I find it really both sad and funny. Sad a lot of alcohol has been wasted from drinks flying through the air and absorbed into crappy, shiny nylon and yet, quite happy these bitches look older than me WITH the plastic surgery.

 

• I think I am going to start writing posts in bullet form from now on. I like two to three line sentences to convey my mood. You can fill in the dots if you prefer.

 

 

 

Comments

[Gamanda]

Can puberty start before 4? My daughter is showing all of those signs minus the training bra.
I'm actually proud of myself for already starting Christmas shopping. Of course, that just means that I'll take a break since I've done so well and procrastinate the rest of my people until a week or two before Christmas.

[Joy]

I posted this pic for you - hope you get a laugh out of it, hopefully you don't get to this level of Monster High life.

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[Lisa]

Hey, I am still in Texas and we would never waste drinks!

[180360]

We should be spies together! It's my secret talent. ;)

[Andrea]

Oh I would looove to be a p.i. And now we have open carry so you can carry your Dirty Harry gun right there on your belt! Do it! Enroll! You are already badass, now get a license to brandish that says so! :)

[elz]

Well, if you forget about Christmas, you can always tell the girls how you are SOOOOO much cooler than me. I absolutely forbade Monster High anything. They creep me out.

[Betsy]

I would LOVE to be a PI. Have always thought about classes..If you take the classes I would be very interested to hear how they go:)

[Page]

I adore you and your bullet points. My diet and I are ON A BREAK. Because it's an asshole.

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