Though my nine-year-old thought is was quite funny that I published her sister's tantrum for all the world to see.
but look at those floors! not my daughter's dirty feet....
They really aren't clean. I am trying to fool you into thinking they are liveable. Filters are my best friend along with Photo Shop and beer goggles.
Anywho, I am in the market for a new vacuum cleaner as the old one was used to clean the back of our garage fridge.
As stated from a VERY public Faceook/Tweet:
Rich vacuumed the back of our fridge in the garage and came across something he thought was a leaf. The leaf turned out to be a petrified mouse carcass. Did I mention he was using my HOME VACUUM!?!?!?
Let us not bemoan WHY my husband was cleaning the back of a GARAGE refrigerator because I'm with you, I don't fucking know why....
Since I don't want to be divorced before Christmas because I won't clean our floors and house, I've asked a polling question to the masses:
To Dyson, or not Dyson: that is the question.
Quite a few feel their $600 were put to the test and the test won. Another subset said it was the worst thing they ever purchased. Dude, for $600, this machine better be able to be my surrogate carrier and give my husband the best blow job possible.
So, what vacuum cleaner do you suggest? To clean my carpet and wood floors. Not to give my husband a blow job.