violation

I went to vote today because I was too pregnant last time. and because I really hate people....

"An hour of listening to a guy bitch about the line and some dude becoming one with my ass, I voted."

Peeps, I was totally violated with "the personal space issues" by a very short Asian. I'm not racially profiling but DUDE WTF! My ass is very large and IN CHARGE! How can you NOT miss it when bumping and grinding into it 7 times?

To be VERY politically correct,  I was VERY calm and in charge. I DID not call him out. Since I am old, I let him grab a feel because if anything, I'm giving....and well, it's been a long time.... and I Tweeted/Facebooked his ass across the world.

"I really don't know why I thought I could watch the elections sober."

Because I don't care what spectrum of the political side you run... How was I to think I could ACTUALLY watch this...sober? My diet is suffering... long time. It WILL get over itself.... Because dude, you have to admit this race was too close and I really don't understand why we don't divi up the electorial votes? I mean, if you play football, you don't win on 'projected' downs, right?

Okay, because I'm a girl, I really don't know what I am talking about, right????

Believe me. I didn't care for either candidate. I couldn't support wholeheartedly for either one. I made choices on the man vs the party. Believe it or not.... I am pretty open-minded.

"My wish 4 years from now: a peri-menopausal/menopausal woman to win President. That "Bitch" would truly get some shit done. {and scene}"

Because SERIOUSLY! Women have been known to placate, wipe people's asses while cooking your mother-fucking meal to perfection.... and be very black and white about issues. Dude, I have a list of our finances down to the umteenth degree.... I would/I mean, A WOMAN should be in charge because we don't take responsibility as a whole lightly and we can SO tell if you are fucking cheating on us~ 

So, who is with me for WOMEN to finally change this world and hold MEN accountable for their actions?  Tell them they are wrong for cheating and being part of the good 'old boy system?

With me? You don't have to be.... Just say, none of this shit is working...... Regardless of your political affiliation....

 

Comments

[Becki]

With you. But it has to be a 'real' woman - not one of these academia types with prune faces and their panties in a wad. Don't see any of those on the horizon anywhere . . lol

[a]

I'm with you!

[Kristabella]

I would kind of love for Hillary to run because Bill as the First Man? HELLS YEAH!

[JMH]

This is the BEST political post I have read...!!

[sizzle]

I think women ARE changing this world thanks to all of them that went out and voted in this election. I am biased because I wholeheartedly voted for one candidate but I can't help but feel good that so many people let their vote count, whatever way they voted. It was such a close race! And now the work continues of trying to bring together a very divided country. I have no idea how we'll do it but we'll all have to participate for any true change to occur. For me, the best part was marriage equality passing in the states it was up for a vote. That makes me feel like we are on the road to change, for the better.

[Issa]

The little old Asian men have NO SPACE BOUNDARIES! Every dam time man. Seriously.

[Sherri]

Love this post:) I agree with you!

[M]

Has it really been 4 years that I started reading your blog? Because Kristie linked your blog to hers, (the then, Not Quite What I Had Planned.)
I skipped the bump, grind, personal space invasion by requesting a mail in ballot and then walking it to the polling place and tossing it in the box- that probably has yet to be counted.

Happy Post-Election Wednesday!

[Gamanda]

That is exactly why I am on the permanent mail-in ballot. I mean, I live in a teeny, tiny town and I still don't want to have to deal with people.
I'm with you in that I wasn't sold on either person really. I kind of took the easy way out, but we won't get in to that here. I'm just glad it's all over and hopefully now we can work as one nation to get to a better place. Doubtful, but people still wish for world peace, so...

[180360]

Amen sister! I should've written your name in. :)

[rkmama]

My 7 year old daughter said "Mom, I'm glad the President won, but next we for sure need a WOMEN president. Women are just smarter." Sometimes I think I get this parenting thing right :).

[Beth]

None of this shit is working.

[Ashley]

LOL I so saw the little asian guy from 2 Broke Girls in my mind as I was reading this ... please tell me you watch that and you're laughing your ass off right now haha

[Betsey Hurtado-Lemay]

It is definitely time for a woman President...organize and run efficiently for sure!!!

[Sarah]

Well played, not smacking down the poor bastard like I would have! I too, am burned out on our political ”options”.

[noelle]

I say form a committee of six moms managing households on a tight budget and we will have this country's financial crisis solved in no time.