the peg

A local make up/speciality product shop asked if there were any takers in trying out some new Bumble and Bumble products launching next month.  (For free. No payment. Not obligated to say shit about it, thank you.)

Specifically if they liked big hair.  Dude, I'm from Texas.  Even if I am distantly displaced/misplaced from the state, I'm all about big hair. I mean, I watch "Big, Rich Texas" and I do believe in the higher your hair, the closer to God motto. Even if I am an epic failure of big hair in my daily real housewife life. More like high falutin' three-day-old flat ponytail....

I was pleasantly surprised in the end results. The thickening mousse lasted way longer than one's very late night of drinking too many Redbull and vodkas while playing haphazardly dangerous darts in a dive bar full of hazy smoke and dirty fights.  What more could you ask for in a product?  Not that I partook in those disgraceful activities this particular evening. The next day? I was ready for church like any God-fearing hungover whore who didn't have  time to scrape the mascara out from underneath her eyes much less brush her hair. The hair was still in good shape.  I mean, IF I were to actually misbehave in such a manner.

I was even more surprised our town has a dry bar!  This is the place for me!  Lazy, wet, bedraggled hair dried to whatever style you are yearning for in your simple life. Just like on the "Vanderpump Rules" show. Oklahoma is totally getting into the game for people who are too lazy like me to simply dry and straighten their hairs.

or style.

Y'all see my new VEERRYY red hairs?  and my prim and proper pose? both pretty scary.

I didn't mean to offend when I said, "LOOK!! I look like I belong in Who-ville!"  But I am right, no? It's all part of the process man.

End result? A cheesy look with what another dude said, "You kinda look like Peg Bundy but you rocked it!" 

Thanks dude. No wonder you never get laid.

I'll take Peg Bundy and raise you fabulous hair. Hair that made me feel special and pretty for once.  Camouflaging my jowels and detracting from the lower nether regions. I can't say I quite remember when I felt this feeling last.  Ten years ago? Three kids ago?

 

Comments

[Mommabird2345]

I seriously love your hair! You look amazing! :)

[DawnA]

Fabulous! You totally rocked it.

[Linda]

You look MAH-VELOUS!

[shan]

I love it! Peg Bundy my ass. And the close up, the shade of your hair is tah die fah!

[Fluffycat]

That is some gorgeous hair!

I actually think Peg Bundy was kind of hot and never understood why Al wasn't into it.

[M]

Hahahaha...I had forgotten about Peg....but you are way smarter :) And your hair is way better :)

[a]

Love the hair! I would never have thought of Peg Bundy until you mentioned it, but she was supposed to be super hot (if kinda sleazy)!

[180360]

I think you look absolutely gorgeous. I love the red and your hair looks like it's incredible condition!

[Dena May]

You look like a ROCK STAR!

[Alicia cp]

Yeah. That's pretty fabulous hair. I hope you sleep standing up tonight so it doesn't get messed up. (Don't mess with Texas! See what I did there? No? Okay, never mind. Pretty hair.)

[Becka]

I have hair envy! The bangs are perfect! Color is amazing! Total f*ck-me hair.
Btw I love your blog bc I can kinda cuss in the comment section and I know you won't flinch.

[Alice]

Gorgeous! The gal who did your hair knows what she is doin!

[Jen B]

You look AMAZING!! I love that color on you. You've inspired me to go RED at my next hair appointment :)

[Missy]

I was gonna say, You look MAH-VELOUS! But someone beat me to it, but you do so I'll say it again, You look MAH-VELOUS!

[Sheila]

The days when I feel the best are when I'm having a good-hair-day, and you my friend are rocking that hair!!! I need someone to live with me just to do my hair cuz I can never get it as perfect as my hair-fairy can!!!

[Shauna]

Hair is fab!!! Home sick and watched Big Rich Atlanta...must say that Texas hair has NOTHING on the those Atlanta girlies, so much big, blonde hair!!!. It was a new low in TV for me but loved every minute of it! (and shamefully I hvae watched Vanderpump Rules.....)

[Amy]

Gorgeous hair!

[Abigail]

Wow, that is some AMAZING big red hair. Love it. Also, it makes me miss being a red head. I wasn't born with red hair, but I'm definitely a red head at heart. If only my bank account agreed with me.

[Single Jen]

Umm, hello awesome, shiny, thick hair! Love it. Looks super healthy too. The older I get, the more my hair changes. Stupid hormones. Are you losing weight? For real, that hairdo makes you look skinny!

[TracyKM]

When you said "dry bar" and were excited, I couldn't figure it out! Why would YOU want to go to a dry bar? You can't play drunken darts in a dry bar! Then I realized you were talking about hairstyling stuff. LOL.

[Sarah]

Love it! You look gorgeous!

[Tonya]

Love the hair. And Peg Bundy was freaking awesome! :)

[Sherri]

You look gorgeous! Love the hair!

[Page]

You look amazing. And I love big hair. You're so awesome, Shana!

[candice]

Your hair does look fantastic. I can see the Peg Bundy reference, but I don't think that's a bad thing. :-)

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[Jill]

You look gorgeous! the color is great on you and the style is beautiful!