Every once in awhile, I'll check my stats to see where and how people come to this site. This means I am usually avoiding doing important tasks like the dishes or a calligraphy job. So instead, I waste time with first world issues of internet time-suck.
Lately, I've noticed a few 'stalkers' of local descent. I'm not quite sure how this "person/persons" have so much time to check this shit out at least twice a day (early morning and evening) or look back through my difficult to wade-through archives but they are doing so with fervor.
Methinks, they should totally win an award for the most meaningless time-suck of life and brain power on the web.
I'm pretty sure I know who it is.............. and okay........? Bored much?
I don't think it is the 'stalker' I met at the local 711 the other night while making change for the tooth fairy.
He didn't seem like the brightest light in the room. I mean, he was trying to pick me up while holding a bag of Cheetos and a Mountain Dew.
Apparently, he didn't care if i was married or if he was as well.
A total dream come true.
Speaking of bright bulbs in the house, our tooth fairy who feels guilty for skipping a day for her visit paid off her patron tooth carrier to still love her because losing teeth at midnight is not convenient for all parties concerned.
Speaking of fairies and Santa Clause and all things mystical and powerful, how old was your child when they FINALLY learned the truth of all entities in their midst?
I have a Sixth grader who will be going to college expecting Santa Clause to pay his respects to her in her college dorm.
Because he's "just like my daddy! He gives me gifts! and loves me! He's the best!"
Can someone else tell them? I'll talk about periods, sex and death with no issues. Just not about Santa and fairies.
That subject matter is way too hard to deal with....