Well, hey.
More and more, I keep forgetting about this space. Before long the 10 people who read this will too. I guess this is what happens to all of us when we age. We forget stuff. Especially unimportant stuff.
My birthday was nice. I think my husband read my post so he knew he needed to step to the plate and give me an actual card for the day. I spent the day with my mother. We had lunch, did my annual bra shopping and picked up the kids and did homework. My husband gave me a knife sharpener as a gift. Nothing says romance like a knife sharpener. If he really thought about this gift in a clear light he would realize that after sharpening my kitchen knives to a fine point precision, I might actually stab him 427 times for being so romantic with this gift. In the end he did have my wedding ring fixed by adding a chunk of metal to it so I can wear it again. It seems almost 13 years later, I've started to grow a nice pair of man hands. My wedding set didn't fit any longer. For this, I put the knives away.
Moira gave me a very sweet portrait for my birthday. The only time I've worn a dress since my wedding day.
I've had another kid down with the sickness. or is it the same kid? different week? I'm losing count.
Don't you love how I'll let the girls wear just about anything in public? Stripes? Pants with skirts over them? Peeshaw! We are total fashion mavens around these parts.
I'm still obsessed with Candy Crush Saga and can't figure out how everyone is moving past me in Speed Racer form. Like my husband is about to kick my ass in his movement. THIS I can't handle.
I'm so glad the Bachelor is almost over because I simply can't handle this show any longer. I can't stand this dipwad and the choices he's made. Hurry up and pick the chick you are going to dump 12-weeks later because you have completed your contractual obligations. Have you noticed the complete narcissic giddiness he displays when he takes his shirt off? I don't think there has been one episode in which his shirt has stayed on for the entire show. I mean, dude, I manage to keep my shirt on during my hometown visits.
A new show I'm OBSESSED with is LA Shrinks on Bravo. I love it! Mainly because the show validates every reason why I didn't persue my Doctorate in Counseling. In a word (okay, phrase) - people are crazy. I do have to say, I can totally relate to the woman who screams and yells "Fuck you, you Motherfucker!" in her car. She seems to have a few anger issues. Sister, don't we all. We're just living the dream. Livin' the dream.
Right now, I'm finishing up a wedding and planning on an upcoming ski trip in which I don't have a stitch of ski clothing for my family. We leave in less than two weeks. Have a I mentioned that we've never been skiing? Well, Rich has but the girls and I haven't. No worries here on the injury portion of skiing for me. I'll be tucked safe and warm in the local bar. Drinking away any anxiety of someone running into a tree and killing themselves. I better up everyone's life insurance. and take a shit-ton of Xanax with me.
